Help I accidentally built a shelf?

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I was trying to build something else but I ended up with a shelf...How Do I Fix This?

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I totally know what you are saying.  The other day, I was going to make myself a sandwich.  Next thing I know, I have a big old shelf on my plate.  Good thing I stopped and looked down before taking a bite.  I still have the slivers from last time I that happened.

The best thing to do is just play it cool.  Act like you actually meant to build a shelf.
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This happens to the best of us.  Once I was making a sandwhich when all of a sudden, just like The Shining, I saw two shelves staring at me from down the hall.  When I went to see all there was only two nails and a piece of wet driftwood.  Anyway I made my sandwhich on my paper shelf, then cut it in fourths (as is my wont) with my best silvershelf.  Then I sat down to eat my shelf-on-shelf action.  Then I heard a noise up
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yeah, that happened to me quite a bit before I realized it might be a problem. it all started when I was writing my thesis paper for college. All was going well, and my paper was done, so I went to sleep. I didn't notice at the time, but the paper was already slightly shelf-like. once I woke up, the transformation was complete. Seeing this, I did what any ordinary person would do, write another one. I went to class, only
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Well this happened to me when I was walking along and I decided to build a boat after a message from the all powerful golden mist from the movie St. Patrick descended upon me. It said "YOU MUST BUILD ME A BOAT So stop being lazy and DO IT, JUST DO IT. MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE". So I built the boat but as I was building the silver mist attacked and turned my hammer into a shelf. I was terrified the next thing I
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Well, one day I was just walking along a cow harvesting factory, and a banana fell into my hands! When I peeled it, a shelf came out and fell on the ground, smooshing a family of aunts!

I totally understand where you re coming from. Don t worry about it; shelves are incredibly useful and can also be used in many different ways.
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Shelves are interesting things, I found that when I tried packing my bag for school, if I cut some bits, it would turn into a shelf. So I didn t cut things. I realized, that scissors were shelf making machines. I used this to my advantage, and made a factory of shelf making. it is called Furniture Galore™. So you see, all that is needed is a bit of common sense, and you can make a living off of you re accidents. But this doesn t
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Try to make origami and it might accidentally become a book. Attempt this several times. Place accidental books on shelf. No one will ever suspect anything.
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How do you accidentally build a shelf? not unless you are high on something strong
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