what your favorite joke from a movie?

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand-foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Carl Spackler as played by Bill Murray in "Caddyshack"
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From Alex in Fatal Attraction: "I won't be ignored, Dan."

I saw the movie four times in the theater to watch the line be delivered by Glenn Close.  It was horrifyingly well delivered.

From Cor. Jessup in A Few Good Men: "You can't handle the truth!"

From Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz: "Some people without any brains do an awful lot of talking."

From Stewart to his overeater sister, who's in a panic, in Stewart Saves his Family: "I wouldn't ordinarily say this, but is their anyway you could possibly make your way to a pound cake."
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"VoilÃ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." ~ V from V for Vendetta
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"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly.  It's the quiet ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."

-Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

"Everything here is eatable.  I'm eatable, but that my children are called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies."

-Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
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I absolutely and positively and positively and absolutely LOVE all of the quotes from the movie The Emperor's New Groove like "Pull The Lever Kronk! Wrong LEEEEEVVVVEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quotes From The Emperor's New Groove!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"No Touchie" The Emperor's New Groove

"I'm going to cut his heart out with a spoon." "But why a spoon sir." "Because you idiot, it'll hurt more." Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

"Luke, I am your father" Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
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I know what your thinking, did I fire 5 shots or 6 shots.  Well in all the excitement I just plum forgot.  So you have to ask yourself just one question.  Do you feel lucky?  Well do you, punk?

Hey man, I gotta know.  Click.

Dirty Harry.
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"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills"

Will Ferrell-Zoolander

if I were you I would get down from their

"well if you were me then I'd be u and I'd use your body to get the top. you can stop me whoever you are. Looser.yahoo....see her"

Jim Carrey- Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
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"Eh! A dollar" Jon Lovitz in Rat Race
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"I am Yao king of the rock and there's nothing you girls can do about it! I think Ping and I can take you. I don't want to take him anywhere. Ouch! Something bit me! Snake!...Some king of the rock!... I never want to see a naked man again...I ain't biting NO more butts!"
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